Monday, December 29, 2008
So, um, yeah. Sorry for being a loser....
This is my little sissy Lizzy with none other than the Tim Burton at the Blue Bayou in Disneyland.
This is me with him. He even fluffed his hair and put on those famous blue bug-eyed sunglasses for the photo. We told him were just about to go on his ride (he is the creator of Nightmare Before Christmas, among other things) to which he replied, 'It's a good one, isn't it?"
He was very nice.
He was also accompanied by the mother of his two children, the ever recognizable Helena Bonham Carter.
Earlier in the day we were walking right behind a woman with black and white striped tights and crazy hair. Liz said, 'hm, she looks like Helena.' Ms. Bonham Carter is often seen in the tabloids wearing very creative attire. Well, we actually had seen her earlier in the day and had the fortune of seeing her again.
One might ask, "Self, if I'm very famous and want to go to Disneyland, which day would I go." The answer for the Burton - Bonham Carter group is, "the busiest day of the year.' So, we figured they probably took photos all day long and would expect the bother.
I would like to point out that after looking through several other pictures of HBC, she always has that same brown bag. So, I think she might be a reasonable person and doesn't have to make her bag match her shoes.
Quick tidbits on the two: Tim Burton - is from California, was originally a Disney animator but quit because they said his animal renditions looked like road kill, directed one of my favorite movies, 'Pee Wee's Big Adventure,' a few Batman movies, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, and is the sole creator of Nightmare Before Christmas.
Helena and he met while filming Planet of the Apes. She has been in tons of things including Harry Potter, Fight Club, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the upcoming live-action/animated/3-d Alice in Wonderland. She is a spokesperson for Duchesne Muscular Dystrophy, has done a domestic violence commercial reading a passage from the Bible, and has two children with Burton.
It was really fun to see them.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Here are some pictures. And I've given up on mankind.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
This is what an expensive graduate degree program gets you.
Please visit the above link and act accordingly. More than one of you can participate, so don't be shy.
Tim - maybe this could turn into my full-time job?
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Weekend update
We pulled up to the theater, for which this performance marked the opening of, to see something kind of like this pull up.
It was blue and really really old and they valet parked.
And then, as we're sitting there thinking, who drives that kind of car (the windows were rolled down so we figure no airconditioning)....and then we see something like this
get out of the car on our side and a female version get out on the passenger's side.
We entered the building and enjoyed a nice reception with some snacks - my favorite was the pickled asparagus.
We were under the impression that we had seats front row, center stage. We were afraid that they would be obstructed view or something, we had only purchased the tickets a few days before the show.
Well, we walked in, and just kept walking! Right up to the front row, center stage! And the seats weren't even too close. It was fabulous, except we were sitting next to, none other than the troll couple (an extra seat luckily provided a buffer zone).
Liza was fabulous. Other than the fact that she was a little under the weather and coughed a lot during the first half. Despite this, you just wanted to love her and take her home with you. She even waved directly at my mom! Words can't express how exhilarating the show was.
She looked a little something like this. She wore lots of sequins and man are her legs skinny!!
I love you Liza!!!!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Mr Toad and the bathroom
The first is a book my aunt Toots bought me called Frog and Toad All Year. I'm going to assume for illustrative purposes that it is the same Mr. Toad. One of them buys ice cream but it melts all over him and he looks like a monster on his walk home and scares the other.
Reason number two may be his wild driving. While I am not a crazy driver like him, I do enjoy going fast. We both drive 'jalopys' - old, decrepit and unreliable automobiles which have limited mechanical abilities, and at times can barely move. My beetle just hit 150,000 miles.
So I made this template out of paper for a steel Mr. Toad weathervane (as seen in Fantasyland at Disneyland). Once our welder cuts it out, it will be powder coated so it won't rust on top of the house.
Here's a picture of our party shower. To get to the shower head, walk in the arch on the left and turn left. We did 1x1 tiles on the ceiling for that psychedelic look. It might be ready for use later this week. Feel free to stop by and use it - bring your own towel!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
water softener - I'm sorry my blog is so boring
k8
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Hard water.....what's the problem?
So, about 2 weeks ago, the mud bath toilet freaked out and flooded all over. So, we shut off the valve and bought new guts for the toilet. We of course never got around to putting them in the toilet.
When the water softener guy came, he determined the water started out at 18 grains of hardness and it was only getting softened to 4 grains, which is still hard. The culprit was too much pressure. So the plumbers came and put a new valve in which reduced the pressure from 140 psi (crazy!) to 60 psi. Too much pressure breaks things. (ah, that's why the toilet broke).
Tim showered this morning and there was no pressure. So they put a new shower head on the upstairs shower and may have turned the pressure up.
So, from too much pressure, the toilet broke, the water softener broke (we still don't have soft water), and the shower head got replaced.
Please make sure you have the right water pressure.
Happy Pioneer Day! I'm sure their biggest problem was hard or soft water and what to clean all of those spots off with.
For those of you who need a softener or a repair, please call my man Jake at Sharp Water Solutions 474-1333. The thing is, hard water damages fixtures and pipes and nothing can get clean (including clothes, dishes, and your body!). In the long run, it's cheaper to have soft water because you don't get the mineral buildup. Call him today!
Monday, July 14, 2008
I hate hard water. It makes me crabby.
Sunday, I noticed my hair was like straw. Now, I did enjoy the extra volume a little calcium brought to my hair, but not the dryness on my skin. So, after showering Monday, and being very irritated at the water spots adorning Marilyn, I decided to act.
And that's when I remembered that our softner had a little trick. For some reason, it's on a circuit that is connected to a GFI outlet that likes to trip. The last time our softner quit, the electrician looked for the tripped GFI plug for over an hour. It's in our mud bath. So, I visited the mud bath (who's toilet is actually not working right now - when it rains it pours!) and sure enough, the outlet was tripped.
I went down to the softner and commanded, with the push of a button, that it regenerate RIGHT NOW! I also noticed the hardness level was only set to 25. The water in Bountiful is about as hard as it gets registering at 55 on Linette's home test kit (please let me know if you would like your water tested - it's easy and fun). So I upped the hardness level and I should be back in business tomorrow. But I will have to clean Marilyn up - I don't think soft water can wash hard water spots away.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Please submit license plate recommendations
It needs to be clever - my beetle has 'ntmology' (if you don't know, find out)
So, here is a little bio on my car
jetta - name derived from the 'jet stream' . In China it is known as the Sagitar (which is my sign).
White
TDI -turbo diesel injected. (which was invented to run on peanut oil by Rudolf Diesel). Could run on bio diesel or veggie oil with conversion. It's being marketed as clean diesel. Clean in German is rein or sauber.
Wagen - called the Variant outside of the US, Lore/wagen in german.
High torque
Made in Wolfsburg Germany, assembled in Puebla Mexico by robots.
45 mpg
Achtung means respect, esteem, regard
Low emissions - no smog,
Power is Kraft in german - people might think Mac n cheeze
It meets Tier II Bin 5 emission standards.
Thermodynamically efficient
140 horse
235 lbs of torque
Friday, June 27, 2008
Really. Really? I love Liza Minelli. Really. I do.
Really. Really? Really. Wow. As the commenter said, 'How did these four get into a church?" (Watch SNL's Seth and Amy Pouler's 'Really' segment.)
This is the Liza I prefer to admire:
This combines her simple look with Warhol's skills - love them both! I would like to see Liza in person some day, take a look at her great legs, and wear a nice black outfit to honor her and laugh that unmistakeable laugh.
ps - she may make an appearance in the alleged Arrested Development movie as Lucille Austero/Buster's mom. I mean girlfriend.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Ghostbusters!
k8
Sunday, June 15, 2008
When you're driving across the country...
Don't miss the Nelson-Atkins Museum in Kansas City, MO. It's $5 to park with free admission to the museum. They have great stuff - like this.
Michelangelo Merisi, called Caravaggio, Italian, 1571-1610
Saint John the Baptist in the Wilderness, 1604-1605
Oil on canvas
Unframed: 68 x 52 inches (172.72 x 132.08 cm) Purchase: Nelson Trust, 52-25
"This masterpiece, one of the Museum’s greatest treasures, is one of only a few original works by Caravaggio in American collections. Although he never took in pupils, Caravaggio’s enormous influence on other artists played a vital role in the development of the Italian Baroque. In this Saint John the Baptist, Caravaggio has traded idealism for what oftentimes became in his own time a controversial realism.
He has literally stripped the Baptist of nearly all traditional attributes (halo, lamb and banderole inscribed Ecce Agnus Dei or Behold the Lamb of God), leaving the brooding intensity of his emotional state as the subject of the painting. Saint John’s solemn pensiveness is reinforced by a Caravaggio trademark: the dramatic contrast of deep, opaque shadows, playing across the body and shrouding the sockets of the eyes, with a bright light that illuminates the Baptist from above and to his right.
This stark contrast of light and darkness, the brilliant scarlet of the saint’s cloak and Caravaggio’s placement of him in the foreground close to our own space, all contribute to the dramatic impact of the painting. Evidence of Caravaggio’s working method, in which he incised lines into the gesso ground to guide his hand while painting, can be easily seen along the sitter’s left leg in the right corner. Caravaggio most likely borrowed the Baptist’s pose from one of Michelangelo’s seated prophets and sibyls on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, Rome."
So, for $5, you can see the work of this great artist right here in America. You don't have to get on a transatlantic flight sitting by smelly strangers, you don't have to pay 7.80 Euro's because of the poor exchange rate, and then you can go see an 18' tall Shuttlecock. There are four of these 'birdies' displayed on the vast greens of the museum. They look as though they fell during a game of badmitten on opposite sides of the net.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Presenting...our new look
Monday, June 2, 2008
What our house is going to look like
Does anyone know anyone who can carve a stone toad? We are on Lester Lee's (teaches at Woods Cross) list, but he's 8 months out. So, if you know anyone, let me know.
k8
Friday, May 30, 2008
My house half-way done
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
In case you are single...here's some dating advice
In order qualify for additional date time, the following requirements must be met:
1. Over 30 (age can be adjusted)
2. Happy
3. Cute
4. Off medication OR taking as prescribed (no 'should be' taking meds)
5. Likes her dad
6. Likes her job
7. Next guy in no way responsible for last guy.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Disneyland - the unhappiest place on Earth
Next we drove to Farmer's Market for a savory crepe. We got the best parking spot we've ever had there. The place was empty.
Next, we drove (very close to Farmers) to Pinks. Now, usually when you drive by, the line snakes around into the parking lot. But today, there were only about 7 people in it. Again, we got an awesome parking spot and got in line. For the first 10 minutes we waited, not one hot dog left the grill. I think they were just opening or something.
So, after about 20 minutes in line, we walked off with our chili cheeze and grilled onion hot dogs. Delish!
Next, up to Forest Lawn Cemetery where we saw several of Michaelangelo's masterpieces. We saw the David, which is outside, and noted his over-sized hand - representing the hand of God.
We stopped at McD's for a mid-size Diet Coke (this was about the 4th DC for the day). Stopped at Walmart for hats (it was near 100*!), and we were off to Disneyland. We got there at about 2:30pm. We got our passes, rode Soaring Over California, then headed on the train to the Blue Bayou. Had lunch - prime rib and filet - also delish, and ended the day on Pirates.
Disneyland was literally, the saddest we had ever seen it. We looked at 50 people who walked by us before we could find anyone that looked even slightly less than miserable. We think it was mostly heat-related. It's usually only about 75* this time of year so just about everyone was sunburned. Disney was even advertising that you could get free ice water at food stops.
We also saw several people throughout the day that we would liked to have helped.
1. We saw lots of people that should have rented the double wide wheel chair - it's about $10 to rent ($20 refundable deposit). Disney doesn't have double strollers (Legoland does) so you can put two kids in the wide wheelchairs and it lets them have a nice time, and you have a better time because you're not fighting your crying kids.
2. We saw lots of people that should have rented a regular wheelchair. Most of these are people who almost kill you on their rented Jazzy scooters - they insist on taking them in line so they are trying to maneuver through ropes, and people, and it's just a mess. We also saw a women with an above-the-knee amputation high-tailing it down Main Street on crutches. We thought she would be much more comfortable in a wheelchair.
3. Parents on the airplane on the ride home. Do people actually think it's fun to take an infant, 3 year old, and 5 year old to Disneyland? Not to mention the amount of crap they had to pack? Our advice is that you can't go to Disneyland unless you can feed yourself, change yourself, and get to the parking lot on your own. This rule applies to young and old.
4. If you have a bunch of bags at the airport, and a stroller, have your husband go get the car if you aren't getting picked up by a loved on (thanks Tim!)
5. Avoid Disneyland above 80*.
Thanks mom - the trip was great. We can't wait to go back once Kara gets here!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Murder in the Kitchen
The table and tablecloth are askew in an otherwise harmonious kitchen. Knife: (on the chair), was presumably used to stuff newspaper around the door to prevent any carbon monoxide from escaping.
There is a drink at the table - had she had company? the can would be swabbed for DNA. The ice tray on the floor adjacent to her body may indicate she had been getting ice for the visitor.
The rosy hue of the body indicates carbon monoxide - murder.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Why it's important to edit your grammar
Did I spell that right? There are a few times in life when spelling something correctly counts (fortunately, on this blog isn't one of them). I recently received an email from our friend David Sauter, with an indication that there was no conclusive evidence as to a cause for his wife's, our dear friend Rebekah, death. Something like long QT was most likely the culprit.
But, the grammatical error came here - "Nutshell, death was natural causes." My mom had quickly browsed the email and immediately googled 'nutshell death'. What he had really meant, was "In a nutshell, her death was..." Well, as the Internet would provide, there is a book called the Nutshell Studies, which my mom ordered from Amazon without reading the caption. Turns out, it's a set of case studies with dolls and mini houses some woman made in the 1950's. She designed miniature crime scenes, complete with blood splatter, then deciphered how the doll was killed. Check it out online or come see our copy soon. As per David's request, we're sending it up there so he can further investigate...crime scenes.
Check back at a future date and I will reveal how this woman, 'scene' above, was murdered.
Monday, April 7, 2008
School, travel, and what I should be doing.
k8
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Where my best friend is buried - Skyline Memorial, Portland OR
I visited the grave of truly, my best friend Rebekah Vance Sauter. She died on St. Patricks Day of some kind of unknown heart condition. She leaves a great husband David (24), Josh 27 months and Nicole 9 months behind.
Our hearts are heavy with grief and we miss her so much. Her service was beautiful and I was honored to be a part of it. We'll miss you until we meet again.
Her grave is in a beautiful place in Portland OR. Someone said they'll be getting a headstone that can't be missed- a large above ground stone one of some type.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Back to the grind
Monday, March 17, 2008
Our good friend, Rebekah Sauter has passed away.
We got a call from David this morning that Rebekah had died of an unknown cause in her sleep. He did CPR and the paramedics came, but she was gone. Click on the link above to stay updated.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Laser hair removal - it looks like this!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
My new career....race car driving.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Mommy? Are you my mommy? barked Caesar
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Tell her what she's won.....a new car!!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
I hate Dinosaurs!!
No, I'm not afraid of Dinosaurs, I just simply can't stand anything to do with them. I do realize however, that research done on dinosaurs may have helped with some advances in medicine, and that's great. But, I just get agitated that people spend so much time worrying if dinosaurs did this, if dinosaurs did that, did they eat their babies, did they like to fight on water, did they get bit by mosquitoes, etc. I don't like TV shows that depict CG dinosaurs as if it's some nature show - I thought I was watching hippos on TV but it was some fake dinosaur. What really makes me feel the most disgust towards dinosaurs is when my Discover Magazine comes with a great big picture of a dinosaur on the cover. I guess I just don't personally care if they ate their neighbors, walked their dogs, or crawled or flew. Now I will ask Tim to change the channel - away from a show that would like to hatch dinosaurs from fragments of DNA. He can't change the channel - he's really enjoying the show.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Happy Birthday Thriller!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA
Watch this Lego version of thriller - it's hot!
So, I don't feel real passionate about too many things but I love Thriller. Today is it's 25th anniversary. It's the highest selling album ever EVER!!!! Over 105 million copies have sold. (on a side note, the duet with Paul McCartney was removed either due to Michael's disdain for Paul or something to do with Paul being mad at Michael for having owned the Beatles songs, which have since been sold to pay off Neverland). So, have a thrilling day, and remember - songs like Beat It and Billy Jean also appear on the album. On the rereleased album, special appearances by Akon, Fergie, and others prevail. Can someone download the new one for me?
k8